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My book LIFE, DEATH AND OTHER TRIVIA is now available. Please click 'my favorite link' below.Recent Entries
Pls Xpln Txtng 2 Me
I may be the last upright human on the planet who does not own a cell phone. Since I rarely leave home, and have no need to have a transmission devic... read more
Mind Worms
Due to one of those domino-effect occurrences (Hot Gardener inadvertently knocks off AC outlet spout, causing water to back up into wall, which in tu... read more
New Event Announced for Summer Olympics
Dateline: Beijing, China The IOC announced today that the following competitive sports will be on the program at the upcoming games:1) Cross-coun... read more
An Atheist's Prayer
To Whom It May Concern:Grant those who live in blind faith the ability to see the light of reason, that they may understand “faith” to be nothing ... read more
The Devil Wears Shmattas
I remember the good old daysWhen I followed every fashion craze;When four-inch heels adorned my feetAs I sashayed down the city street;Haute couture w... read more
American Has Kissed it Ess Goodbye!
I have recently become alarmed by the creeping disappearance of the "s" in American English. (I know.. too much time on my hands)...We've long been ... read more
Hospital, Part Two
Hospital, Part IIFolded into a W in the hospital bed, sabers of pain slicing through my middle, I was now a Bone of Contention between Nurse Stoneface... read more
Supercrone Goes to the Hospital
Wednesday 4:00 AM. Awakened by a tidal wave of nausea, driven to my knees for two solid hours of toilet-gazing, enduring endless spasms of wretched r... read more
The Day I Ceased to Exist
I stopped carrying a handbag almost twenty years ago when I was mugged while waiting at a red light in Miami. The driver-side window was down and... read more
Murder on Redneck Lane!
After fourscore years of deliberate avoidance, I have seen my first corpse. The new dock directly across the canal from me, the one I have been bitch... read more
